yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

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agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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